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Rexrode: Titans have managed to make football about as fun as cleaning toilets

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Rexrode: Titans have managed to make football about as fun as cleaning toilets

Post by EllistonVU » Tue Oct 15, 2019 10:59 am

Rexrode: The Tennessee Titans have managed to make football about as fun as cleaning toilets

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First, let’s take a moment to recognize the Titans for being an embarrassment to the very sport they play. It is extremely difficult to make football not fun, but the Titans are pulling it off. They are a Jason Bourne movie with all the action scenes removed. They are a tailgate party featuring warm milk and crocheting. They are a vacation featuring visits to the DMV, dentist and Bed Bath & Beyond. We have called them a roller coaster because of their ups and downs, but this one might be looking at an extended plummet. At around 8 mph. So as to make the ride as painfully boring as possible. It is a chore, and I mean a bad chore like cleaning toilets, to watch this team play.

This team has scored seven points in its past 10 quarters of football.


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